trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

(via ramennooodles)


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Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.
-(via the-queen-of-itasasu)

(Source: ohfuckitsbarbie, via pugs-nd-drugss)


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c-0vet:

itals0travelsintime:

I did a thing today and tumblr is really the only place I can show it off. I’m in love.

all I want in life are nipple tattoos!!!

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via pugs-nd-drugss)


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baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at its finest